MoonShine Safari Wise Cracker Unisex Softstyle Humor T-Shirt

🧨 “Safe Cracker” Tee – Breaking Stereotypes, One Smile at a Time 🧨
Arrow pointed at your face. Text says “Safe Cracker.”
Yep—we went there. And if you’re grinning already, you’re our kind of people.

This MoonShine Safari original serves up spicy satire with a side of sweet tea and throat punch. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a conversation starter, a myth buster, and a universal icebreaker (pun absolutely intended). With the tastefully faded MoonShine Safari logo in the background, it brings just the right mix of humor, hillbilly charm, and “did-they-really?” energy.

Because in the end—we’re all human just trying to live, laugh, love,  right? <gag> (Well… mostly. We see you, lizard people.)

👕 Grab yours at MoonShineSafari.com and wear it like a truth grenade wrapped in a giggle.

#SafeCracker #CrackASmile #MoonShineSafari #HillbillyHumor #WeAllBleedSweetTea #OneRaceHuman #FunnyNotFragile #SouthernSmartassery #OpennessIsSafe #StereotypesShattered 

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester