Merry Chismyass! Midweight Hoodie
Front cheer. Back smooch. Zero apologies.
This here hoodie is what happens when Christmas spirit takes a wrong turn down a moonlit dirt road and decides to stay awhile.
On the front, you’ve got that bold, glowing Merry Chismyass! graphic—festive, flashy, and just sarcastic enough to make Grandma squint and laugh at the same time. It’s Christmas cheer with a wink, not a shout.
On the back, things get sneakier. A clean, classy mistletoe graphic tied up with a red bow and stamped with MoonShine Safari pride. No instructions needed. If you know, you know.
This midweight hoodie is perfect for:
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Holiday parties you weren’t planning to behave at
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Cold nights by the fire pit
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Family gatherings where you love everyone but still like stirring the pot
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Letting folks know your Christmas comes with humor, not Hallmark rules
It’s warm without being bulky, bold without being trashy, and funny without trying too hard—kind of like MoonShine Safari itself.
🎄 Festive
😏 Sarcastic
🔥 Conversation-starting
💋 Mistletoe sold separately
Merry Chismyass.
From all of us at MoonShine Safari—where holiday cheer always comes with a little side-eye.
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² (284.8 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Sustainable manufacturing: This product meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100
.: Socially conscious manufacturing: This product was made by a mill partnered with Fair Labor Association and was made in a facility that is WRAP certified
