“Watch Out for Cryptids and Skanks!” is a public service announcement for folks who roam the back roads, desert highways, honky-tonks, and moonlit woods where common sense runs thin and legends walk upright. It’s bold, unapologetic, and printed like it means business — because it does.
This shirt’s for the ones who know the world’s a little wild, a little weird, and a whole lot more fun if you keep your head on a swivel. Whether you’re dodging shadowy figures in the treeline or just steering clear of trouble at the bar, this tee lets everyone know you’ve been around long enough to read the signs.
MoonShine Safari colors keep it grounded in the dark — deep greens, moody purples, and blacked-out confidence — with subtle shadows hinting that something might be lurking just out of sight. And tucked in there, clean and legible, is MoonShineSafari.com, because legends deserve receipts.
Throw it on for road trips, campfires, festivals, dive bars, desert sunsets, or anywhere the weird might find you first. It’s not just a shirt — it’s a warning label for the world.
Wear it proud.
Watch your six.
And remember… not everything dangerous makes a sound.
The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
